I don't know if I should be concerned or ecstatic.

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

So I hitchhiked to Wheeling, West Virginia from Rochester, NY. I'm on my way to California. That's besides the point though, we are in this city and there is some Christian concert thing going on playing really shitty music. So we sat and waited for it to end. Well my buddy @Toupoc Allen decided he was hungry and we went down after the concert to deal with your normal awkward encounter with people that seem to scare the crap out of us. Well, he pussed out and we ended up walking back to our stuff. So he says "There were tons of Dominoes boxes back there, they had to give out free food." So he goes back to check the boxes for scraps and what does he find? Five, not four, not three, but five whole large cheese pizzas just sitting on the trash. He comes back with all this pizza like wtf? What is wrong with this pizza? Well we ate it anyway, am still eating it and will continue to eat it till it's gone, but I can't stop thinking what is wrong with this pizza? And if it was extra left over, what kind of bastard wastes 5 large pizzas? I've got mixed feelings about this whole pizza situation. Sorry I had to rant about it.

VikingAdventurer · May 24, 2015

What bands were at the concert? I grew up in the "shitty Christian music" scene, so I was thinking that I might recognize at least the names of some of the bands...

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

I don't even know, I think it was just some local people. I didn't even see what church they were from or anything. Usually they have some kind of stamp on their van. I was impressed though because they brought their own huge ass piano lol.

EphemeralStick · May 24, 2015

Free pizza is the best pizza

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

Yeah, but who throws away five of them? Lmao. I'm still eating this pizza.

wizehop · May 24, 2015

Everyone probably filled their faces on pizza already and by the end of the show probably could give two shits about leftovers. I've been down that road before, not to mention its just cheese pizza.....
That being said it may fill you up but Domino's cheese pizza ain't exactly food food, if you know what I'm sayin. Not a fuck of a lot of nutrients to go around. And if your going to be eating left over food, you may want to lay off worrying about why its there too much otherwise you'll never eat.

Trvshwvng · May 24, 2015

Just eat the pizzas. Find em in dumpsters all the time.

Desperado Deluxe · May 24, 2015

I've eaten so much pizza in my travels I pretty much hate that shit by now. Cept chicagos pizza. That shits good.

Kim Chee · May 24, 2015

If you think cold pizza in the morning is good, dumpster pizza is the best! Hold the dumpster sauce, please.

Dumpster!
Dumpster!
Dumpster!

One time I was in Indio and I checked out the pizza dumpster. It was late and I could use a little food. I picked up a box and it was heavy, I was thinkin' oh yeah, I'm going to get some pizza! I lifted the lid only to find somebody coiled up a big fat crap in the middle of the box.

Be glad you found that pizza, enjoy

Rowan · May 24, 2015

One time me and this other guy found half a cake sitting on a table outside his school. Everybody was busy watching two idiots fight each other so we just sat there and enjoyed free cake.

Jersey cat · May 24, 2015

Fox Spirit said:
I've eaten so much pizza in my travels I pretty much hate that shit by now. Cept chicagos pizza. That shits good.

Fucking indio, sounds right

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

Twenty four hours later I still am eating pizza I found in the trash lmao.

Ready4theWorld · May 24, 2015

Pizza is always plentiful in the dumpsters of this world. I'm at mcdonalds right now on wifi. Some pizza shop two doors down is about to have dumpster pizza most likely. I'll lift a slice to you.

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

Enjoy every bite! Cheers to garbage pizza!

Toasty Tramp · May 24, 2015

Just scored 2 mediums, myself. This post inspired me to just kinda...check out the local pizza shop's dumpster. Guess what was waiting for me

cultofsam · May 24, 2015

I must be sending good dumpster pizza vibes all over.

Desperado Deluxe · May 25, 2015

One time I found a box of mellow mushroom pizza and my friends said "but its full of ants..." I take the box slam in on ground and blow the ants off. They say "cool pizza!" Nom nom.

VikingAdventurer · May 25, 2015

Sometimes just asking will score me free pizzas. @Milktoast knows exactly what I'm talking about, Lmao.

Wawa · May 25, 2015

Ain't nothin. I found eleven hawaiian pizzas once, and like thirty little cups of dominos dipping sauces.

Dumpster score boasting aside, pizzas and pastries are pretty commonly thrown away. Party food, cheap to make, not worth leftovers or something.

Oddest thing I found was a cupcake on a table in a park in Eugene. A pretty fancy, gourmet bakery cupcake. Seemed like a situation where someone might be nearby filming it for kicks, after dosing the cupcake with something good or bad.... ate it anyway. I mean, damn, it was a cupcake....

Sip · May 25, 2015

my boyfriend and I have eaten so much free dumpster pizza.... there have been times where we've gone to bed hungry rather than eat pizza again. Got to try the pretzel pizza from little caesars the day it came out.

I don't know if I should be concerned or ecstatic.

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