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got a hell of a deal on a yacht!

Durp

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So all you scaly wags out there, if you want to get a good deal on a boat be enterartaing as fuk and BS about your travel stories, rich yotties like that. I just got a 1971 Columbia mkII 26ft with all new rigging, sails in great shape, working outboard, gps, dingy, vhf radio, charts, all required safety gear, and 2 free months of mooring, for half of the asking price, and to top it off, financed for 2 months. grand total? $3.5k. yup this is toatlly doable. keep hope my fellow salty sea dogs!
 
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Good shit, bro! Post some pics when ya can :D All these posts about boats be making me wanna get a boat an sail the days away haha.
 

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haha, dont have a working camera :) now I need to figure out wtf to do with the road rig.... Probably store cheap somewhere since I will need it and the gear i have been stashing out in the desert. My lady buys a hunk of dirt, so I counter and buy a fucking boat :p she started talking about wanting children and I panicked ;P check your move hahaha
 
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Lmfao she bought a chunk of dirt in the desert, right? Far away from water?? Lmfaaaooooo. That MUST have been a hell of a conversation.

"Hey uh...sweetheart...remember that chunk o land ya got? I think I found the perfect thing to go with it."

-"What's that, sugarlumps??"

"Oh, you know. A boat. :D"
 

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Well it went more like.....
"We should make a baby soon"
Me huh....hey want to go to south America?
"I guess we can wait on a kid for that, how will we get there? If you weren't such a bitch and paranoid of getting kid napped, we could walk"
Me no Im just lazy Im tired of sleeping in the fucking rain!
"Puss"
Me wtf
"Lets have a child, after I get back from NY, you coming with me"
Me not this time, we will end up stuck in fucking jersey again, plus I have a project Im working on.
"What kid napper repellent? meeeeeeooooowwwww!"
Me wtf!
The very next day after the lady takes off down the road strapped to a tattered pack:
Ring ring ring "what's up? How is the anti kid nap serum coming"
Me gahhhaaaa! What's wrong with you?
"Meow"
Me whatever, I bought a yacht
"Wtf, did you steal it where the fuck did you get a god damned yacht? Toys r us?"
Me no, the marina
"Wait, what? Like actual human sized not just for squirrels?"
Me yup, I spent all our money on roulette and won
"That will get us to south America, fuck I knew there was a reason i kept hanging out with you"
Me golly thanks.
"If I catch you gambling again Im going to use the skillet to knock some sence into you, but love you, your awesome babe"
Me I know, love you too. I bet you poop when you get to jersey!

For the win hahah
 
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A YACHT!!!!!!!!!!! Dam dude - congrats and have fun!!!!!!
 

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fuck yeah man, that's a good price. especially with all the gear. congrats!

and find a damn camera!!!
 

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Hahah I keep breaking them. I took some on film. Im still suprised the casino was good to me :p never going back have to end it on a high point. Hehe
 
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