Impromptu Grumpy

Trvshwvng · Apr 16, 2015

I'm outside of NOLA waiting to hop out and fall asleep. Freight passes through so I wake up grab my pack and run like hell to hop on the fly. As I was running I sneezed and shat upon myself all at once. I fall along the tracks in poopy despair and watch helplessly as the line speeds toward the horizon. The worst part?
I lost my bandanna.

Jaguwar · Apr 16, 2015

OH NO NOT THE BANANA!!! Seriously, until you said that I was dying of laughter.

Fortunately they're easy to make and to find, but on the road, as I'm sure you know, it's best not to get too attached to anything.

Jaguwar · Apr 16, 2015

BTW, although I bet you're experienced, perhaps this mishap kept you from greater trouble. Be glad you only lost your bandana ;I can't imagine hopping on the fly and half asleep to be much safer than doing so while intoxicated.

Deleted member 125 · Apr 16, 2015

oh the woes of shitting ones self. its a dirty world.

Dmac · Apr 16, 2015

hey, it could have been worse. it can ALWAYS get worse.

wizehop · Apr 16, 2015

Shitting oneself is a right of passage.

Durp · Apr 16, 2015

Be happy you didn't poo on the greyhound and have to sit in it till next stop.... that would suck.

Mankini · Apr 16, 2015

I wouldn't mind doing that at all. Nice and warm, at least for a lil while.

Deleted member 125 · Apr 17, 2015

wizehop said:
Shitting oneself is a right of passage.

kinda like losing yer virginity, or that first ride, you never forget the first time you shit yerself as a adult, that shit sticks with you.

Trvshwvng · Apr 21, 2015

That bandanna was my best chance at shit paper. Nothing sentimental.

Odin · Apr 21, 2015

I thought I had never shat myself before...

Then I think I had delirium tremens the other day...

I fasted all day

I slept...

I shat when I was awake.

Then That Night I fell Asleep

Only to wake with mellow yellow corn meal

smelling Like Diesel

In my seat.

(seriously... I thought there was a gas leak... went and checked the burner for a gas leak... ... then felt my wet ass jeans... >.> )

Deleted member 125 · Apr 21, 2015

@Odin shit man i had delerium tremens not to long ago myself it was easily the most terrifying experience of my life. but come to tihnk of it i didnt shit myself, maybe because i hadnt eaten in days, actually i dont remember shitting the whole detox. i threw up constantly but never a poop.

Odin · Apr 21, 2015

@cantcureherpes .... you're a better man than I.

sigh

::drinkingbuddy::

Chloe Lutomski · Apr 27, 2015

My brother told me about when in Asia (either Vietnam or Laos), he ate the street noodles. A while later he has a horrible stomach ache and the sudden urge to take a shit, so he looks for a bathroom. As time passes he starts running because he can't hold it for much longer and his stomach is wiggling and making weird noises. He finds a restroom, and he's ripping his pants down when he suddenly feels his boxers fill up with dooky! We've all been there, but moral of the story: If you travel to Asia, don't eat the street noodles!

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