oh yea, mr antonio banderass :D i got one to compete. i hitched through harpers ferry wv and a soccer mom with 3 screamin kids gave me a handjob in the 10 minutes it took us to get to the AT trailhead. no, that doesnt really compete with yourz. :D
Nervous Nellie and Antsy Andy. Theyre usually retired, usually upper middle class, probably trump voters... Dog walkin, curtain wigglin, trail jogging muthafukkaz. They see you takin down your tent or brewin coffee and squeal to the pigs.
quit fukkin apologizing. and quit talkin about trump. talking time is over. in fact, talking about shit is worthless. itz time to preemptively minority report his ass. and his stupid fukking followers at the same time.