the fires have reached about twenty k from me, the cops say that the one road south is closed so I am cut off from the bottom half of the state. im so glad that our prime minister is in new York praying for us (SARCASM)
an hour and a half on the fone waiting for centerlink and then................their computers go DOWN!!! cant get the fucking vespa rego'd because they dont believe im on the psnsion because teh computer says im working ?!?!?!?!?!?
man oh man!Where are you summer? freezing my arse off here! and BMW australia STILL hasnt sent bits for the vespa! stuck in teh shipping container! oh well, as HRH Princess Diana said" no matter how dark it seems, theres always light at the end of teh tunnel"
Just then walking through the stupor market carpark when I saw this 13/14 year old kid saying to his mates ( while making the gestures)" you get the smack in this arm and the ice in this arm it's filth"!!!!!!
48 hours from HELL, lost thirteen hundred dollars, thats a fuckload on a pension! lost two ducks to the heat, the key for teh vespa is goign to cost an unbelievable amount says the cheerful vespa mechanic,and i need two new tyres, a new belt and rollersaswell! the generator died, wake up, the dogs cold and dead besides me and for the icing on the cake, lost my fucking bankcard and the bank tellers was a twat to me!!!ANYONE nearby bring booze and cigs and cheer!!!!FARRRKKKKKKK
Actually sunny and warm! Tank of gas so I'm motorvating ! I'm on the last Vespa ride to nowhere ville and I'm not telling mum and dad when I'm coming home! You see im a loner, a rebel, call me wheels and I'll call you doll baby!
nearly got arrested this morning for graffiti crime! I wrote"nice toilet, five stars will shit here again" and this fucking KID who looked like a fucking boy scout wanted to arrest me !?!?!?!?!?!? did I get that drunk I woke up in north korea this morning ?
was out having an el cheapo Vietnamese bowl of rice when an old lady near me began choking! no one else did anything so I jumped up and gave her the Heimlich! she was very old and very frail, anyways straight after this woman comes up and says" you did well im a nurse" I said why didn't you help? she said if something went wrong she could be SUED! horrific but true! anyways the grandson heard about it, drove out to my shipping container, took me out for a feed and drinks its a strange world