Older Than Dirt

See intro. An old fart who doesn't know any better, and is no better than he should be.

Skull and crossbones artwork above is from back when i used to decorate subway trains for the city back in the '80s, that is the side of an A train.


PLEASE NOTE THAT, DUE TO RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, I ONLY DRINK OR TAKE DRUGS ON DAYS THAT END WITH "Y". OFTEN IMITATED BUT NEVER DUPLICATED. MADE IN USA SINCE 1959- ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW. OBJECTS IN MIRROR MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, ALL WRONGS REVERSED.
Birthday
Feb 4, 1959 (Age: 60)
Current Location
Upstate
Hometown
NYC
Gender
Male
Favorite place
Paris, Afghanistan
Preferred method(s) of travel
hitchhiking, chauffeur-driven limo, bicycle
Occupation
retired scientist; before that i was a bike messenger, cook, bouncer, and about a million shitty jobs
Are you traveling now?
Planning to
Spoken Languages
English, French, Portuguese, bad Spanish, bits of others
Gender Identity
Cis Male
Sexual Orientation(s)
Heterosexual
Preferred pronoun
He / Him
Relationship status
Married
Children
Yes
Pets
pitbull Fifi, cockapoo Maud
Drink
Like a fish!
Smoke
Like a chimney!
Drugs
Often
Political leanings
anarchist
Skills
sarcasm, cooking
Instruments played
hot electronics- theremin, synths, horrible electronic drones, feedback
Favorite curse word
Fucking brain-donor shithead motherfucker, i don't fucking know, what kind of question is that anyway?
Favorite websites
lashtal.com

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Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; three times is enemy action.
WW II UK intelligence axiom​
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about answers.
Thomas Pynchon. 1973. "Proverbs for Paranoids" (3 of 5), Gravity's Rainbow. New York: Viking Press​