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  • Please share the story behind ur profile photo with us
    BradKajukenbo
    BradKajukenbo
    My profile photo is me and my son KC taken in 2016. That day he just promoted to student black belt. Right before the picture was taken he experienced his first "Dab". That explains why he is all red eyed.
    Juan Derlust
    Juan Derlust
    @croc: My brother had the keys to our cousin's place (Point Loma/San Diego) while they were away for Christmas. We went surfing there one morning, then to their place to shower, etc. My brother set up that photo as a gag to make my cousin & her husband think we had outrageous goings-on at their place while they were away. Me wearing a wig on the left propping up my brother doing a handstand baring his ass. >25 years ago. Thanks for asking!
    croc
    croc
    That's golden
    Back to my thought-food pantry - what's on the menu today?
    Faceplant
    Faceplant
    I went to the cupboard, and the cupboard was bare.
    A Simple Step Van
    A Simple Step Van
    All sold out today but tomorrows lunch specials are Climate Change Conspiracy Theories, Epstien Suicide Conspiracy Theories, Arctic Radiation Conspiracy Theories, and Sloppy Joes. ~ peace
    Tragedy is what you can't undo
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    true, and in a way, it puts it into perspective, that since we must accept it, it is after all not so tragic- BARS
    Odin
    Odin
    Bull shit... we all know what is tragic... it's all part of our individual personal experience...

    After all comedy and tragedy hold hands n hands... untill one fucks the other over.
    The old man is snoring
    D
    Deleted member 20975
    Fuckin poured hard in this area last night and for a while this afternoon aswell. One of the biggest reasons im happy not to be tent/tarp livin' it. Hitching down the northwest in spring..... i was wet for a month.
    "In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis."
    - Quentin Crisp
    "You're never so drunk you'd eat a plate of shit someone offered you" so how would u say that in spanish ??
    Juan Derlust
    Juan Derlust
    otro dicho de mi ex-suegro:
    no confíes en los Santos que pueden orinar parados...
    siid
    siid
    Lmaoooooo my dad always says el camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la coriente And la vida es un tango el que no sabe bailar queda mirando Haha
    siid
    siid
    i an forever gonna use the one about being drunk and eating shit from a plate from now on
    vagabond sounds like denture adhesive for your vagina
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    "Has your vagina dentata become loose and unstable? Do you yearn for the penis-chomping power of yore? Don't settle for a life of genital gumminess. Try Vag-A-Bond today!"
    SlankyLanky
    SlankyLanky
    keep a eye out for my new folk punk act, genital gumminess.
    salxtina
    salxtina
    AND SO IT SHALL BE
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