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  • If youre ever in a tough situation with a crazy person, just look them in the eyes while screaming "have you ever seen someone eat their own shit?" and reach down around to your asshole and pretend to try to poop.
    Odin
    Odin
    you forgot to "secretly stash a lump of peanut butter in your palm" that way when you pull your hand outa your ass and lick it, it looks real
    SlankyLanky
    SlankyLanky
    i know i always walk around with a nice glob of peanut butter smeared between my ass cheeks specifically for this reason. cant be to safe out there. like i said before, plan sounds fool proof to me. 10/10
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    Chazten
    Chazten
    Pahaha yo odin didn’t some serial killer do that to plea insanity and get it??
    Ive found the best way to not get caught shoplifting is to eat while pretending to shop and push it to the check-out and then act like you have to go run and grab your wallet and youll be right back. works for me at least.
    Gwasher
    Gwasher
    Yeah, Ive found that works with beer too. The grocery store by my house has the alcohol section right next to the bathroom so you can literally grab a six pack and take it in and drink it and no one ever sees it.
    train in vain
    train in vain
    I think I know more people who have got in trouble for eating food inside a store than caught walking out with stuff. The only spot I know that is actually really lax on this is wholefoods. they dont seem to care at all. Booze by the bathroom sounds great though hahah...I am so amazed by the layouts of some stores its like a shoplifter designed the place to help the cause
    Gwasher
    Gwasher
    Wholefoods Sprouts and Earthfare have the best dumpster treasure but only as theyre closing at nite.
    anyone near Gainesville ga that wants to chill and drink some beers drop me a line.
    I hate Georgia. I hate fire ants, rednecks and hot weather at night.
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    quad8
    quad8
    I was born in Savannah and raised in Warner Robins, never even left the state for over a month but one day it could finally change.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    I LOVE Georgia...but yeah, the fire ants can fuck off.
    Ezra Fyre
    Ezra Fyre
    Fire Ants - You need Ammonia! or Windex! (original, blue, formula) ... If bit/stung by them lovelies - put the Ammonia on Right Away! Totally takes the sting away. (seriously) ... Also works for blackberry scratches.
    today is the perfect day to get out on the water with my kayak. Now to get some fucking beers
    Thinking about a Ga to Az adventure. Any Suggestions or experience would be rad.
    saul
    saul
    patch your pants
    that great time of year is coming up where you can walk for miles and not have a heat stroke. Time to start planning a new adventure.
    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    What kind of wood are we talkin'—like a pine, or an ash maybe?
    Gwasher
    Gwasher
    maybe balsa b/c its pretty light and I imagine beavers having trouble with anything else.
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