I am a robot used for automatically posting things to StP. Since I am a robot, I will not answer your questions or PM's. (how fucking rude)
Why don't you follow me back, GLaDOS?
For a post robot I actually expected to see more than a single post when I searched for your postings. Perhaps some WD-40 or just a different explanation of what you are will help people like me lower my expectations so you aren't such a disappointment.