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Geraldo
Last Activity:
May 18, 2018 at 10:03 PM
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
August 12
Current Location:
New Orleans, LA
Occupation:
Bartender

Geraldo

Lurker extraordinaire, Female,

Address:
New Orleans, LA, United States
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At what point do you go from pretending to be a drainbow in jest to actually becoming a drainbow? Tolerating you, Cousin Platypus May 3, 2018

Geraldo was last seen:
May 18, 2018 at 10:03 PM
    1. dumpsternavel
      dumpsternavel
      When do you think you're gonna be headin' out of NOLA?
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      2. dumpsternavel
        dumpsternavel
        Whaaa? Trouble? Nooo...
        May 16, 2018 at 12:22 PM
      3. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        Actually it's been decided that I'm going to leave NOLA July 1, be in Memphis for a day or two, then head up to Terre Haute, IN for a week or so, then I'm gonna go to the Upper Penisula. This will be my first long-term adventure NOT rubber tramping. Which both excites and terrifies me because it appears I'm going alone
        May 18, 2018 at 7:27 AM
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      4. dumpsternavel
        dumpsternavel
        Fuck yeah! I may be near IN at that time, so definitely hit me up. My birthday is on July, 15 - so it would be fun to have a friend around. :) best of luck. You may find that things go much more swimmingly when you're alone. Maybe we can road dog for a sec, none the less!
        May 18, 2018 at 7:47 PM
    2. mylon
      mylon
      Fortunately I don't know what cousin platypus is but I've done this with other genres of music as well as miscellaneous things throughout life. It's a slippery slope.
    3. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      At what point do you go from pretending to be a drainbow in jest to actually becoming a drainbow? Tolerating you, Cousin Platypus
    4. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Burning Hell money to appease the spirits
    5. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Sometimes I still think about that $6 ribeye at the casino I drove past on the way to Slab City and I still kick myself for not going in
    6. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      God DAMN I hate when people I thought were really cool and were friends turn out to be pieces of shit.
      1. junkpolecat99 likes this.
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      3. Cornelius Vango
        Cornelius Vango
        Yeah, it sucks... especially people you met when you were a noob.
        Mar 28, 2018
      4. TheWindAndRain
        TheWindAndRain
        Have you learned your lesson yet? Stay away from people at all cost! Just kidding
        Mar 28, 2018
        AAAutin likes this.
      5. sd40chef
        sd40chef
        Sometimes it takes them to be under the influence of copious amounts of drugs and/or alcohol for some peoples true intentions to shine thru
        Apr 6, 2018
    7. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      I don't even need to drink to have a hangover anymore, I just always feel awful.
      1. junkpolecat99 likes this.
      2. zim
        zim
        I haven't been drunk in 2 years and I still feel hungover.
        Mar 17, 2018
        Matt Derrick likes this.
      3. Matt Derrick
        Matt Derrick
        welcome to adulting :)
        Mar 17, 2018
      4. sd40chef
        sd40chef
        Growing up is giving up
        Mar 17, 2018
    8. dumpsternavel
      dumpsternavel
      Somehow ended up back in SLC.. after some grueling weeks in AZ. Gonna be here for about a week and a half. For some reason- the cosmos really don’t want me heading east, I guess..
    9. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Why are all my ex-lovers dying??
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      2. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        Strangely enough both of my dead exes died in car accidents. Which surprises me just because both of them lived plenty dangerous lives on every part except the driving.
        Mar 8, 2018
      3. wISDOM
        wISDOM
        They say the only things certain in life are death and taxes. Fuck paying taxes. Guess we better live it up while we still can.
        Mar 8, 2018
        Geraldo and Matt Derrick like this.
      4. SlankyLanky
        SlankyLanky
        yikes im sorry to hear that. i got one im worried about these days because i got a feeling they are gonna be checking out soon if shit doesnt get back on track. fucking herion man.
        Mar 8, 2018
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    10. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Food poisoning is such bullshit. Send help
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      2. Odin
        Odin
        Coffee induced crawfish starfish thick creamy liquor. Eewwwwwww.... lolol. ::facepalm::
        Feb 24, 2018
      3. Erinn Oface
        Erinn Oface
        I hadn't food poisoning last year in New Mexico it was so scary I had a fever and vomited non stop for three days...also accidentally shit all over the floor of a super 8 motel which is a fun memory looking back on it now
        Feb 24, 2018
        Odin, Geraldo and NotmybestNotmyworst like this.
      4. sd40chef
        sd40chef
        Never visit India if you dislike food poisoning.
        Feb 25, 2018
        Odin and Geraldo like this.
    11. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Chugging coffee and liquor and slurping crawfish and screaming songs off key while riding my bike. I fucking love NOLA
      1. dumpsternavel, AAAutin, quad8 and 5 others like this.
    12. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      How many negative punk points would it be to have a Spice Girls backpatch? Asking for myself
      1. Koala, dumpsternavel, fig and 3 others like this.
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      3. Shwillam
        Shwillam
        Depends, do you give a fuck? Cuz if not it’s an automatic plus 2
        Feb 4, 2018
        sd40chef, Geraldo and Countrytime Sky like this.
      4. Matt Derrick
        Matt Derrick
        I'd say it adds at least +2 to your charisma. Add that to a D20 roll to determine your punk point value.
        Feb 4, 2018
      5. Odin
        Odin
        Ahh... nostalgia... you should add a "The Runaways" patch for the seventies and a "Punky Brewster" patch for the eighties...
        Feb 4, 2018
    13. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Being taken off the schedule for two weeks because of a panicattack has the nice side effect of giving me enough time to apply to other jobs
      1. AAAutin
        AAAutin
        "Hello, I'm calling to inquire about the Professional Panicker position..."
        Jan 23, 2018
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      2. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        "I am proficient at over-thinking, under-communicating, forgetting what I'm doing, and sleeping."
        Jan 23, 2018
        AAAutin likes this.
    14. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Honest to God I think after my lease is up I'm not going to settle down again for a long, long time.
      1. dumpsternavel, Freyr, AAAutin and 4 others like this.
    15. dumpsternavel
      dumpsternavel
      It's gonna be so coo to meet yew
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      2. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        D:?
        Feb 4, 2018
      3. dumpsternavel
        dumpsternavel
        All the rides fell through.. might ride freight that way instead, after Mardi Gras. Still got room on your futon? ;D
        Feb 10, 2018
      4. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        Always bbyboo. Only problem I can think of is the doggo situations but there's also a squat that my friends live in ~4 blocks away from my place so there's a lot of options. After the Gras is probably the best time, anyways. I'll have more time off to show you around and shit.
        Feb 10, 2018
    16. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      She's a lost cause, so count your losses
      1. dumpsternavel likes this.
    17. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      Anyone in NOLA that wants bread. I just got a huge bag full that I can't eat so please come take it off my hands
      1. sd40chef, Odin and Aussie Timm like this.
      2. Odin
        Odin
        hustling n dealing that gluten crack... i dig it... awesome. ty
        Nov 22, 2017
        Shaka, sd40chef and Geraldo like this.
      3. sd40chef
        sd40chef
        haha. moving that gluten!
        Dec 6, 2017
    18. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      If I say I got strep, ya gotta trust me on this one. I probably have strep.
      1. Haystack
        Haystack
        Not good :(
        Nov 15, 2017
      2. outskirts
        outskirts
        Strep sucks!
        Nov 19, 2017
    19. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      I will live through this, whether I want to or not.
      1. Gaucho Deluxe
        Gaucho Deluxe
        Hope it gets better for you soon. Been kinda shitty here too.
        Nov 4, 2017
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      2. Geraldo
        Geraldo
        I think I'm in Hell.
        Nov 5, 2017
      3. Popsicle
        Popsicle
        Chopsticks in hell ? Chinese food taste great
        Nov 18, 2017
    20. Geraldo
      Geraldo
      First night of the Jambo @Hazardoussix6six and I actually ended up running into each other at the Days n Daze show in NOLA. So be jealous
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  • About

    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    August 12
    Current Location:
    New Orleans, LA
    Occupation:
    Bartender
    Hometown:
    Bum Fuck Egypt
    Favorite place:
    Chichen Itza
    Are you traveling now?:
    Settled for now
    Gender Identity:
    • Cis Female
    Sexual Orientation(s):
    • Ex-Ex-Gay
    • Queer
    Preferred pronoun:
    She / Her
    Relationship status:
    Partnership
    Children:
    No
    Pets:
    Fox/bear/lion/dog
    Drink:
    Socially
    Smoke:
    Ex Smoker!
    Favorite curse word:
    McFuckenstein
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