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  • Bulletmore, Murdaland.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[22016:mad:Pained] Was on the south side for a bit (Arbutus/Halethorpe/Lansdowne); currently downtown and heading NE.
    Pained
    Pained
    Oh okay, so you were definitely near Washington Blvd then. that shit is actually so crazy.. I almost didn’t make it out of there.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[22016:mad:Pained] Oh yeah, Washington gets grimy. Very WIRE-ish.
    Playing my new favorite game: Is This A Scab Or A Tick?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Ladies and gentlemen, The 2018 Grand National Scab-Or-Tickies!
    A Simple Step Van
    A Simple Step Van
    here comes last years runner up. He's reaching around his upper right arm, he cannot see it but is feeling around, OH he's found it! Look at that fingernail digging action! Looks like he's got it, checks under his nail, and OHHHH it's only a scab. He'll score points for that blood action though. Just look at it drip down his arm...
    rana y sapo
    rana y sapo
    and he's brrringing the big toenail up the shin, swiveling back into the knee ditch and UP INTO THE INNER THIGH, great form!
    Sitting in this D.C. library while, in the mezzanine above me, a full jazz band plays Coltrane. Step it up, other libraries...
    rana y sapo
    rana y sapo
    that shit's nutty. i need to go to this library..
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[14440:mad:rana y sapo] Woodridge branch— very pretty (like most of the branches in the city). Kinda bummed I missed out on the giant main library, which is under renovation until 2020.
    rana y sapo
    rana y sapo
    i used to hate DC but i fuck with it really hard now. I'm gonna swing thru there thanks for the recommendation
    Wet feet, bug bites, open sores—new Kanye cures all...
    Virginia Is For Fuckers
    Inuyoujo
    Inuyoujo
    Agreed! VA sucks!
    sd40chef
    sd40chef
    What about RVA? Or west Virginia?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Didn't love Richmond; West Virginia is a different state. (Mostly, I thought it was a clever play on "Virginia Is For Lovers.")
    Tick on my diiick! (Well, technically, clinging to a pubic hair—but what kind of rhyme is "tick on my mons pubis"?)
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[14440:mad:rana y sapo] Didja get invited to a lot of parties afterward?
    rana y sapo
    rana y sapo
    what can i say..naturally the party came to me...the tick dick alignment has a way of ensuring that
    sd40chef
    sd40chef
    Had one on my dick in Malaysia that thing hurt so bad to rip out.
    Dear Florida, May you drown in your own humidity, you roadkill-and-redneck-reeking shit swamp. Love, A Non-Mosquito
    Hey, Mississippi, I think I just found your nice part! Who knew you had beaches like THIS?
    So long, Illinois, ya long bastard!
    dumpsternavel
    dumpsternavel
    Where yeuh headed?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[17739:mad:dumpsternavel] Been through Memphis and NOLA, now I'm headed toward the dreaded Florida...
    dumpsternavel
    dumpsternavel
    Ahhhhhh shiiiiii
    Mothereffing Effingham.
    You know you've weathered a cold night when you go for a swig of water and your jug is frozen solid.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[13581:mad:sd40chef] Nah, bag's full of warm traveler carcass. Besides, with only a few miles and some sun, that ice—*poof*—magically becomes ice WATER.
    Geraldo
    Geraldo
    Oh buddy. I'd say head South but it's snowing in Texas right now
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[16034:mad:Geraldo] Tell me about it. I had been looking forward to the warmth of that Memphis-Jackson-NOLA stretch; but if I were in Jackson right now, I'd be covered in six inches of snow.
    "[Champaign, IL] for my real friends; real pain for my sham friends."
    sofarfromhome
    sofarfromhome
    okay fall out boy
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[9327:mad:sofarfromhome] Ew, fuck that. That chiasmus has been around far longer than those whiny little fucks.
    The problem with "community" is that there will always be the unwelcome—the "other." And I'd rather be an outsider than a gatekeeper.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[7062:mad:Odin] Ooh, kinky.
    Odin
    Odin
    ::facepalm:: ... funny,,, I mean my table is open n I share bread salt n wine with guest n friend.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[7062:mad:Odin] You are obviously unacquainted with the aphrodisiacal properties of vino et vittles. (Ask your Norse raiders, they'll know.)
    "...he left Waukegan at the slammin' of the door..."
    After three weeks as a housie scumbag, it feels good to return to my true form of feral dirtbag.
    A
    AlwaysLost
    Stray cat strut
    Odin
    Odin
    I want to take a dust bath in the desert!
    The best part of my current houseguest status is how it affords me the opportunity to cook in a proper kitchen again.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[17133:mad:AlwaysLost] I'm talking dishes a little more complicated than peanut butter and jelly...
    A
    AlwaysLost
    ooh man I live on pepperoni, processed cheese and beefstick...ive forgotten the taste of real food.
    A
    AlwaysLost
    I just got the joke bops self
    Coming back to see your old friends entrenched in their increasingly conservative suburban ideologies is a deeply troubling thing.
    A
    AlwaysLost
    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[17133:mad:AlwaysLost] Is this your sly way of suggesting I horribly disfigure them?
    A
    AlwaysLost
    lmao no they are still mates after all. You could ask them if they'd like to know how you got your scars and see where it goes though.
    Showered/slept indoors for the first time in almost ten months. Feelin' halfway civilized...
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @[7062:mad:Odin] Whoa, whoa, whoa—I said "feelin' halfway civilized" not "movin' to the suburbs."
    A
    AlwaysLost
    Funyans are so bourgeoisie...
    Odin
    Odin
    If your truly bourgeoisie, you will still have a bag of Wasabi flavored Funyans in reserve.
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