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  • Nothing quite as desperate as reaching out to an ex just to be reminded of a time when you weren't such an isolated weirdo.
    Geraldo
    Geraldo
    WHY CAN'T I SAD REACT THIS???? GOD DAMNIT. SAD REACT
    siid
    siid
    Noooooooooooooooooooo
    About to go tribal and use ALL of Buffalo...
    ClashCityRkr
    ClashCityRkr
    Couldn't think of a witty comment so i just liked it
    r we evr gonna meet er wut
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    *shakes Magic 8-Ball* ● Cannot predict now.
    Spotted a @Koala on the outskirts of Albstralia...
    Koala
    Koala
    spotted an @AAAutin! Thanks for the Little Debbie Koala Snacks, yo
    Portland (the other one).
    siid
    siid
    I didnt know the Jetsons were filming new episodes ? And scouting new locations ? Jaaaaane his wife ?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @siid She didn't marry the dog, dummy.
    At least southern ticks have the decency to be large and pluckable, unlike these wee Yankee cowards...
    Currently in the town after which Lyme disease is named; I fully expect to be a walking tick nursery by tomorrow.
    croc
    croc
    buggy boi
    good post on ze music videoes...Gouge Away is the jam and Tom Waits is the essence
    "New York, I [hate] you [and] you're bringing me down..."
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    New York is killin me, dontdontchadontchadontchaknowknowknow
    siid
    siid
    Feels like a personal attack.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @siid Let Larchmont reign...
    Asleep in the woods when some weiner teens started shining their lights on me and debating whether I was a dead body. I flipped open my tarp, shouted "LIVE body!" and watched them scurry off screaming. (Sucks that my spot was blown and I had to move, but hey, at least I got some yuks out of it!)
    "Hi. I'm in...Delaware."
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    [MEDIA=youtube]TK_FiRm6ZK8[/MEDIA]
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    you gotta check out this really nice spot...oh wait that's not in Delaware >_>
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    dont act like you can't love the smell of dead fish permeating the air every time it rains XD
    Bulletmore, Murdaland.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @Pained Was on the south side for a bit (Arbutus/Halethorpe/Lansdowne); currently downtown and heading NE.
    Pained
    Pained
    Oh okay, so you were definitely near Washington Blvd then. that shit is actually so crazy.. I almost didn’t make it out of there.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @Pained Oh yeah, Washington gets grimy. Very WIRE-ish.
    Playing my new favorite game: Is This A Scab Or A Tick?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Ladies and gentlemen, The 2018 Grand National Scab-Or-Tickies!
    A Simple Step Van
    A Simple Step Van
    here comes last years runner up. He's reaching around his upper right arm, he cannot see it but is feeling around, OH he's found it! Look at that fingernail digging action! Looks like he's got it, checks under his nail, and OHHHH it's only a scab. He'll score points for that blood action though. Just look at it drip down his arm...
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    and he's brrringing the big toenail up the shin, swiveling back into the knee ditch and UP INTO THE INNER THIGH, great form!
    Sitting in this D.C. library while, in the mezzanine above me, a full jazz band plays Coltrane. Step it up, other libraries...
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    that shit's nutty. i need to go to this library..
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @rana y sapo Woodridge branch— very pretty (like most of the branches in the city). Kinda bummed I missed out on the giant main library, which is under renovation until 2020.
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    i used to hate DC but i fuck with it really hard now. I'm gonna swing thru there thanks for the recommendation
    Wet feet, bug bites, open sores—new Kanye cures all...
    Virginia Is For Fuckers
    Inuyoujo
    Inuyoujo
    Agreed! VA sucks!
    sd40chef
    sd40chef
    What about RVA? Or west Virginia?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Didn't love Richmond; West Virginia is a different state. (Mostly, I thought it was a clever play on "Virginia Is For Lovers.")
    Tick on my diiick! (Well, technically, clinging to a pubic hair—but what kind of rhyme is "tick on my mons pubis"?)
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @rana y sapo Didja get invited to a lot of parties afterward?
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    what can i say..naturally the party came to me...the tick dick alignment has a way of ensuring that
    sd40chef
    sd40chef
    Had one on my dick in Malaysia that thing hurt so bad to rip out.
    Dear Florida, May you drown in your own humidity, you roadkill-and-redneck-reeking shit swamp. Love, A Non-Mosquito
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