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  • Why is it whenever I read your screen name, I think of Au Gratin Potatoes?
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @IVth There is, in fact: it's my government name—Autin Autin Au Gratin, The Cheesy Potato Man.

    (So you see why I had to shorten it...)
    Odin
    Odin
    G'mork: Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
    Atreyu AKA (AuGratin): A new name? That's all but that's easy. I can give her any name she wants!

    Atreyu AKA (AuGratin): [Realizing that he has no time left to lose, starts running back] FALKOR! !!!!

    :cool:
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    If this is your way of telling me you're gifting me a flying dog-dragon (dogon?) for Christmas, I enthusiastically accept.
    Too few trees, too many run-ins with cops, and bougie white fucks as far as the eye can see; yep, definitely back in the 'Tah...
    Coywolf
    Coywolf
    I'm assuming you at in (EW) 'TAW?!
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Emphasis on the ewww...
    And lo, this mortal son of Ask sought out the Allfather in the shadow of Yggdrasil, where he was rewarded with the twin gifts of edda to tickle his ear and skause to warm his bones.

    (Translation: I met up with @Odin in a park—we shot the shit and ate chili.)
    And so three months later—to the DAY—I crawled back to the spot and retrieved your rainfly from where you'd forgotten it. (I should burn it for all the trouble it caused...but I might keep it as a memento of a time when things between us were still good.)
    The malevolent spirits guarding Thomson, GA do not want me to leave: two days ago, it started pouring the minute I hit the ramp and didn't quit until after I did hours later; yesterday, I got there just in time to see a box truck take the turn too quickly and topple onto its side. Considering dipping my hitchin' thumb in holy water...
    "A-T-L, Georgia—what we do for ya/Bulldoggin' ho[bo]s like them Georgetown Hoyas"
    IVth
    IVth
    Im guessing the original said something unsavory. I like your edit
    Began the new year by stepping out of a musty Home Depot shed and over a fresh puddle of piss; 2019 IS OFF TO A BRIGHT (YELLOW) START.
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    Wishing you many golden showers for the coming year.
    croc
    croc
    Maybe if u didn't piss out the fucking door (and a little in the door) first thing in the morning u wouldn't have to step over it, MMMusty butt
    After years outside, two beds and showers in three nights and I can practically feel the briefcase forming in my hand and the "It's going..." on my lips.
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