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  1. Alaska

    Remember to Feel Real

    Hey, OP, I don't think you should have made this public. Haha. This thread is just one giant "bros before hoes" circle-jerk.
  2. Alaska

    Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!)

    Well, look at this fucking studly he-man, everyone! Asshole :(
  3. Alaska

    660 mi in 2 days , thumbing.

    Your display pic makes perfect sense now.
  4. Alaska

    Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!)

    Mad jelly over here, brah
  5. Alaska

    Seattle, WA

    STPony! Ha!
  6. Alaska

    Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!)

    Like, a pool of penis? Or swimming in the penis itself?
  7. Alaska

    Remember to Feel Real

    I loved the story, man. As a pagan/heathen/decent person myself, I can definitely get where you're coming from. Tell her how you feel, really. Don't initiate anything physical, though. I'd hate to see you on "Cheaters: Hobo Heartbreakers".
  8. Alaska

    Sup ya'll?

    What that beautiful lady said^ Rubber-tramping is seriously the best form of traveling when it comes down to it. I've done it a bit, always a great time. Good luck, sir.
  9. Alaska

    NO MOTIVATION FOR LIFE, WORK...DO I NEED TO LEAVE?

    HEY, I LOVE THIS GUY, BUT HE'S A FUCKING OOGLE. REMEMBER: THAT WORD IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. IT'S A SYNONYM FOR SHIT-FUCKER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I DON'T PAY MUCH ATTENTION. ALSO, DON'T DIE. IF YOU DO, I'M GONNA NEED YOUR GEAR. IT'S PART OF THE HOBO CODE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. SOMETHING...
  10. Alaska

    Hello

    Welcome. http://i.imgur.com/sghf4.gif
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    dont waste your time...stupid rant

    It's a valid sentiment, but very poorly typed out. Haha. I'd say some given info mixed with learned experience is what everyone needs. "You can teach a man to fish, but give the poor fucker a fish for that night's dinner, too." "Knowledge is useless without wisdom", etc. etc.
  12. Alaska

    I like beer, wanna cuddle?

    "Baby, did you just crawl out of a dumpster? 'Cuz you look good enough to eat!" Also, I am a very hairy average-weight ukulele-playing tribal-minded metalhead. Buy me xanax and whiskey and I shall cuddle with you. Whether you like it or not.
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    NO MOTIVATION FOR LIFE, WORK...DO I NEED TO LEAVE?

    I DUNNO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIGURE THINGS OUT FOR YOURSELF. IF YOU WANT TO TRY TRAVELING, GO AHEAD. IF YOU WISH TO SUBMIT TO CONSISTENCY AND ROUTINE, TRY THAT OUT AS WELL. ALSO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOWER CASE DID TO HARM YOUR LIFE, BUT IT'S A GOOD THING. CAPS MAKES IT SEEM LIKE YOU ARE YELLING...
  14. Alaska

    Hitchhiking as a minor

    Also, at first, I read the topic as if you were studying hitch-hiking in school or something.
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    Hitchhiking as a minor

    That's pretty much how it worked when I first started traveling. They didn't really care as long you said you moved out or whatever.
  16. Alaska

    What's everyone shwilling right now?

    Canadian LTD and Cherry Pepsi. Yeah, I fucking suck.
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    You can't change the system through the system (OCCUPY?)

    Even the poor and middle class live in excess. Smoking, drinking, cable, semi-fancy pasta dinners, fast food, beeeeef, fake beeeef, nail clippers, vehicles, cell phones, holiday celebrations, soda, etc. We consume excessively because of the depression caused from the basic tenets of an...
  18. Alaska

    Why we roam??

    I'd rather deal with the elements oppressing me than money oppressing me. Fuck comfort. I get way too content in-doors. I hate that shit.
  19. Alaska

    Best Friends day?!

    Damn, that does blow.
  20. Alaska

    my dog is being a jerk

    Very interesting information. Thanks for that.
  21. Alaska

    Hello Eveyone

    My friend and her husband are currently stationed in Mannheim, Germany and they will be in Ft. Lewis coming July. Sweet, brah. How's the life of servitude going, sir?
  22. Alaska

    Dumbest arrests/Getting fucked by the law

    At that "Catastrophe" thing in NYC a few years ago. I had just gotten out of booking for the New School occupation that same day with 18 other people, and so a few friends of mine and I thought we'd check it out. I didn't really want to be an active participant (I was exhausted), so I just kind...
  23. Alaska

    Hello Eveyone

    Yo, dawg. So, military? Or former?
  24. Alaska

    my dog is being a jerk

    I know it does. :mad:
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    Best Friends day?!

    "Unfortunately" Pg99 played? Pfftsh. I haven't been there in a while. Definitely gonna try and make it this year, even if I have to leave early/later to avoid the apex of the rush that is sure to come.
  26. Alaska

    my dog is being a jerk

    Kick him in da nuts.
  27. Alaska

    R.I.P. Whaleofashrimp aka Linus

    Shit. Rest in Hel, man. I really enjoyed your presence on this board. As well as dat facial hair.
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    Hello all!

    Bronie? On STP? What is this... Aw well. Welcome, sir.
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    Yet another Wal Mart shoplifting Story

    They used to have these dog treats that were pretty much just peanut butter oreos, and we used to go to Wal-Mart just for those. 14 years old and stealing dog treats for consumption... The golden age, for sure.
  30. Alaska

    NATO/G8/G20. Chicago.

    Pretty pumped for it. Going to be in Washington in early to mid April, then gonna start heading east. Anticipation is high, I may wee myself.
  31. Alaska

    Heya!

    The tongue smiley on this is fucking obnoxious. Holy shit.
  32. Alaska

    Heya!

    Of course, but self-education is always an option. Books are everywhere, the internet is everywhere, people are everywhere. Knowledge (and the skills to apply it) *should* be important to you, it should be important to everyone. All I'm saying is that if you want an education, you can do it...
  33. Alaska

    Heya!

    You don't need college for an education. Just remember that. Welcome and such pleasantries to ya.
  34. Alaska

    happy corporate exploitation of love day

    Frans De Wall was the mother fucker's name! I've been meaning to check out some more of his works, but I went completely blank on the name. Be my valentine? I'm just uking it up right now. Birthday in 6 days, and I'm leaving in a month and a half. I'm just getting pumped, probably going to...
  35. Alaska

    3 year old Oogle ?

    yeah, best part was the old lady dying because of some jackass's mistake. comedy gold.
  36. Alaska

    stuck somewhere?

    What the fuck is wrong with you?
  37. Alaska

    "A letter from some friends in Oakland"

    http://pugetsoundanarchists.org/node/1360 And to think, I spent my weekend watching documentaries.
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    ahem. Hi.

    shabam!
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    Polyphasic Sleep

    Really, despite all of the arguments, whatever works for you. I've been suffering a weird case of insomnia recently, but if I'm housed up I normally try to sleep for an hour three or four times a 24 hour period. I feel pretty great doing that, usually. But on the road, it's pretty impractical...
  40. Alaska

    Kind of need some advice (possible tumor?)

    I've had this internal "bump" inside the left side of my neck for over a year now, and I've been doing pretty decent at "just ignoring it". Not on purpose, per se, but because doctors and the industry in general are at odds with poor people, apparently. Around the same time this bump decided to...
  41. Alaska

    Is this girl fuckin with my head?

    Yes, an angry... feminist... nazi. I'm also an anarcho-nationalist vegan factory-farm worker. True story. I was just saying that the picture was funny. Also, I really did *not* know what to say about your post. It just sounded like you were a bit low in the "reality" department there for a second.
  42. Alaska

    Maladjusted to Modern Snivelization

    EDIT: I sound like a douche after a few days with no sleep. Pardon me. Welcome, man. Good luck with whatever your plans are.
  43. Alaska

    Is this girl fuckin with my head?

    No idea what to even say about that cock bastard's post up there. Also; rape isn't funny, but goddamn it I almost shat myself when I saw that picture.
  44. Alaska

    Is this girl fuckin with my head?

    Michael, you revived of a thread just for that fucking picture? It was well worth it. This fucking thread sucks and is definitely full of wieners and never nudes.
  45. Alaska

    taking newbes on the road

    Bringing a good friend of mine from up here down to the states in April. I once brought 4 new kids from cambridge to richmond in 2009, methinks.. Good times. Didn't know them all too well, but they ended up being pretty chill. However, two of them ended up going back to cambridge, one is dead...
  46. Alaska

    Who do you prefer to travel with?

    I dunno, really. I like having a girlfriend with me, but that hasn't happened for a while. I definitely prefer traveling with musicians, though. The ability to play music means always having something to do. Rookie or "professional", doesn't matter. I'll tell you who NOT to travel with, though...
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    Camping vs squatting vs couchsurfing

    You may think I made a big deal about it, but it was merely a passing thought. Hell, it was barely two sentences. Now we're just talking about the flaws of internet communication.
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    Camping vs squatting vs couchsurfing

    Seriously, I'm fucking curious about the phenomenon. It's an incredibly common word. Whenever the word is misspelled, it's misspelled like that. I never see anyone spell it out like that, though, outside of the internet. People getting offended and shit. Ridiculous.
  49. Alaska

    Camping vs squatting vs couchsurfing

    What's up with peeps on the internet trying to spell "definitely", and then end up typing out "defiantly"? Seriously? What the fuck, bro? That's a 1st grade word. I... I don't get it. Anyways, chyeah, camping for the most part.
  50. Alaska

    Have you ever been treated more than nicely by law enforcement?

    A cop once offered to pleasure my mother in his "Mercedes". Such a gentleman.